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By ohbiebjetaime - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France

Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

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You deserved it 3 355

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Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 797

You deserved it 160

By R_Horsefeet - 29/03/2016 23:10 - Netherlands

Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 070

You deserved it 1 752

Crossed wires

By hudd357mag - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 754

You deserved it 2 532

By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 351

You deserved it 4 226

Great, just great

By lax22 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 168

You deserved it 6 311

Dad pranks '09

By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 668

You deserved it 5 303

Caught off guard

By dooommage - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 385

You deserved it 15 361

By sickened - 25/08/2009 14:17 - Philippines

Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 758

You deserved it 68 061

Who are you?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 202

You deserved it 3 002

Still not calling it X

By twitterfailsme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Israel - Rishon Le Zion

Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 515

You deserved it 3 670

aFieryFairytale 2

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:13

1-800-Restraining-Order. FYL, indeed.

theneatoburrito 8

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:15

You should've just changed all of your information in his phone, and changed your number to a sex hotline. That would freak him out a bit. But FYL, OP.

Comments

DaFoo 2

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:45

Windows Phones have the deepest natice Facebook syncing available, so that could explain it.

lhamil64_fml 5

Sunday 1 July 2012 23:31

Honestly, I don't understand why it's do creepy. It would be creepy if he snuck a photo of you, but it could have just pulled the picture from Facebook or something. If you have your number on facebook maybe it pulled that from there too.

NayrGuy 0

Monday 2 July 2012 2:54

My phone automatically takes all my facebook friends and syncs them into my contacts, so that nay be the situation.

downtime 12

Monday 2 July 2012 3:41

Totally agree. You meet people all the time who you later forget. Was the photo recent or was it taken years ago? If it was years ago, the guy probably just doesn't remember you.

chicago86 1

Monday 2 July 2012 3:43

Facebook friends? it uploads all their contact info on android

adalin28 0

Monday 2 July 2012 5:19

If your friends on facebook i think it syncs up.

mdrd_fml 4

Monday 2 July 2012 5:25

Maybe he just haves you as a friend on Facebook; and it saves your Facebook info into his phone automatically

wadweiners33 8

Monday 2 July 2012 9:07

It's called facebook..

rightspark 7

Monday 2 July 2012 9:28

Hey the guy knows what he wants. It took a while but he got the guts to talk to you and your number. Give him a chance but talk to him about it aggressively first okay. Tell WTF why is my pic on your phone! Break him and mold him into what you want op