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By ohbiebjetaime - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France

Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

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You deserved it 3 355

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By R_Horsefeet - 29/03/2016 23:10 - Netherlands

Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML

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You deserved it 1 752

Crossed wires

By hudd357mag - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

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You deserved it 2 532

By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

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You deserved it 4 227

Great, just great

By lax22 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

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You deserved it 6 311

Dad pranks '09

By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML

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You deserved it 5 305

Caught off guard

By dooommage - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

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You deserved it 15 362

By sickened - 25/08/2009 14:17 - Philippines

Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML

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You deserved it 68 065

Who are you?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 203

You deserved it 3 002

Still not calling it X

By twitterfailsme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Israel - Rishon Le Zion

Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML

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You deserved it 3 670

aFieryFairytale 2

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:13

1-800-Restraining-Order. FYL, indeed.

theneatoburrito 8

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:15

You should've just changed all of your information in his phone, and changed your number to a sex hotline. That would freak him out a bit. But FYL, OP.

Comments

Vizaon 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 22:16

My phone puts Facebook friends as contacts, but you can turn it off. Maybe he was just friends on Facebook with you?

kaspike123 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 21:15

You should type in : 1 800 get away !

mollymayan 3

Sunday 15 July 2012 15:24

LMAO, creepy. Delete your contact from his phone and run like hell girl.

jarmezzz 2

Wednesday 1 August 2012 8:55

Android phones link in to facebook and update photos and details automatically. Congratulations on being forever alone.

greenlime_fml 3

Friday 3 August 2012 9:02

That's when you delete your number from his phone while you still have it in your possession

I_am_original 1

Tuesday 7 August 2012 10:11

Well hello welcome to the modern age where smart phones automatically save contacts and pictures from facebook. Get over yourself you arent being stalked.

FirebirdF350 7

Wednesday 8 August 2012 9:12

Well if it was an android and yall were friends on facebook or he had auto sync like I do, when friends or anyone types in their number it immediately downloads available information to my phone, and if the person isnt my friend, automatically sends a request to the account. Technology makes creepy things happen, but doesn't make him a stalker