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By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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By darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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You deserved it 4 360

By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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You deserved it 6 228

By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Saturday 21 March 2009 16:04

oh damn cheating on you the whole time. im sorry im sure u can do better.

summer_spell 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:12

what a bitch. hope you know how many girls wished to have a boyfriend who surprised them like that.

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caughtinrumors 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:04

thts so sad :/ im sorry

tthreat23 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:19

yeah i kind of agree with #18, 2 years and you haven't been over to her place? where you just banging that bitch in the park or something bro. never felt the need in 2 years to check out her crib. c'mon. something's up here.

optex210 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:57

lol #31

drpepper000 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:04

They really need to add an "I call shenanigans" option beside the "I agree"/"you deserved it" options.

amodelqueso 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:28

This is another story I believe was cut off before the true end. I'm extremely sorry for you if the woman really was your girlfriend, but the way you describe the guy and cut the story off there makes me think you really were at a different appt and just thought the girl sounded sorta like yours.

hubba 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:28

sorry to hear that. Just out of curiosity, how come it is the guy opening the door, when it is the girl's apartment?

ifeelasif 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:40

i know exactly how that feels

iforgotmypass 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:47

wow. i feel sorry for you.. that woman is sucha ****. :

Fuck34 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:49

If I were you, I'd pull out a nine an bust a cap, grab your sack, and say "what now, ho?!"

shehzeenahmed 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:13

theres no excuse for cheating. im sorry man. she's a horrible person for cheating on you, and she's obviously not that smart to let him answer the door. and i know so many girls who would love to have a boyfriend like you, surprising her with flowers and dinner like that. so from what it seems, youre a good catch and im sure you can do better.