Birthday, Ironic and Kids: What were the chances?

What were the chances?

By stpry of my life - 27/02/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

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By LowOnGas - 02/05/2019 18:00

Today, I drove my toddler to a schoolmate’s birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese an hour drive away, only to find out the party is tomorrow. FML

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Wait!

By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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By Ban Hammered - 25/05/2016 10:35 - United States - New York

Today, I babysat my neighbor's twin 4-year-old girls again. When I took them out for lunch, they apparently had been addressing themselves as "my bitches", taught to them by their devil spawn 13-year-old brother. Everyone, including Chuck E. Cheese himself, was not pleased. FML

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By vbscb - 07/10/2009 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

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Cool beans

By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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Exhaustion

By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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By anonymous - 22/01/2016 01:55 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, I met up with my dad for the first time in 7 years. We planned to go to a nice restaurant but he changed the place we were going to, to Chuck E. Cheese. I'm 18 years old. I waited an hour for him to show up. I then ended up babysitting his daughter the whole time. FML

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Sorry kiddo

By BrandNewKadillak - 30/04/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was at my 3 year-old niece's birthday party. I was swinging on their swing set when she walked directly into my path. I tried to jump off the swing, but I could not stop myself in time. I ended up kicking her in the face and giving her a black eye. Happy birthday! FML

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efemivida 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 3:01

Hopefully it was more awkward for the people who didn't invite her. They probably felt bad seeing her there by herself.

PureGold 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 2:27

Aww!! You were just trying to do something nice...sucks that it backfired :(. Your niece will forgive you one day...

Comments

F_A_I_T_H 0

Friday 26 June 2009 0:26

poor kid.

viaco12 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 9:58

Hmm... How does that suck? ... Oh I get it now! Oh! That's actually kind of sad.

Shyman4ever 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 13:08

If it was my niece I'd start swearing at her friends and beat the shut out of them for now inviting her

Hurt16 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 3:23

damn I feel for her I never got denied parties tho it was either my mother or my father said no or it was short noticed... u may have scared a little girl for life.. FHerLife n FYourLife

loveyahun 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 18:27

Awww that sux

Moeey 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:12

I definatly would say to the 5 yo that the cake is poisn, or pelt them with coins. But yes fhl and fyl and also f the birthday boy/ girls life for feeling like a bitch who loves to make people feel like a reject

Anteezy 7

Saturday 16 January 2010 15:51

Your niece is a lot more socially aware than most 5 year olds.

Lawzen_Rainbow 7

Thursday 28 January 2010 14:05

#7 how was she supposed to know that?? the party could have been at a house. OP that's sucks :(

Grenades101 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 15:39

...ouch...but good job being a good aunt.

eliane333 0

Monday 31 January 2011 23:56

it's not ur fault but at least you were tryng to be a good aunt. you know i had the same problem once they wouldn't invite me because i like the collour green. i got them back by switch all their colloring pencils for green ones!but cheer up