Neighbours and Miscellaneous: Which side are you on?

Which side are you on?

By thefuckman - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 959

You deserved it 1 718

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WHO ARE YOU?

By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 189

You deserved it 2 893

Guilty

By jamienicole1993 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Savannah

Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 927

You deserved it 3 338

Bright idea

By theropod - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at 2 in the morning, a noisy work crew started up in the parking lot next to my apartment. What were they doing at that ungodly hour? Installing a light that now shines right into my window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 070

You deserved it 2 166

Creeped out

By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 626

You deserved it 3 772

By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 352

You deserved it 4 227

Welcome to the neighborhood

By Username - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 553

You deserved it 3 237

Cliché for real

By fuckinghicks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 330

You deserved it 17 720

Dude, what the…?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 044

You deserved it 4 755

Bad boy

By Shiva - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Niort

Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 788

You deserved it 9 674

It's sus to us

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 437

You deserved it 4 496

ThatGenericGuy 6

Saturday 15 September 2012 2:28

Always trust notes on your windows

Tuesdaythe10th 11

Saturday 15 September 2012 2:29

Your username is very creative

Comments

Ronican 1

Saturday 15 September 2012 17:54

tell them you will decide in ways of old. like the earls or dukes of England they must swoon you to gain your favor. then take them for all they've got and watch them argue about it.

escobar07 10

Saturday 15 September 2012 21:08

Id choose the winning side.

KokiriKid 10

Saturday 15 September 2012 23:23

Bleach both of their lawns telling them that you choose the other's side.

jessi_sunshine 26

Saturday 15 September 2012 23:25

Call the police. I'd say this situation has escalated and gotten way too out of hand.

BlackCherries94 17

Sunday 16 September 2012 0:22

Did you report them to the police and take photo evidence?

you_killed_kenny 0

Sunday 16 September 2012 3:30

DINKLEBURG!!!

larisonr 4

Sunday 16 September 2012 12:47

Make them fight for recruitment also. Find the perks and drawbacks of either side. Pretty much have them buy you off.

jennrotten 12

Monday 17 September 2012 0:17

I'd make a really nice sign that says "Neutral Zone" and post it in your yard. Then wait to see which one of them defaces it first.

kingelessar 2

Monday 17 September 2012 2:12

I'd call the cops.... Watch one of their asses be put in jail or pay a hefty fine... Then have the other neighbor love you

UvaB9206 0

Monday 17 September 2012 7:17

I would leave a note on their doors saying "grow the f*** up!" And, if they started shit with me, I would call the cops. And keep a detailed record with dates and times of everything they've done to me so that I could sue them for harrassment.