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Who are you?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

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Stranger danger

By shit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML

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Liar liar, poop on fire

By Peter - 10/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, I was working at the restaurant where I wash dishes. Everyone thinks I'm a tech intern. My buddy Go Synco-ed me and so I had to capture whatever I was doing at the moment. I ran to the restroom, took my tee off and took a pic, stating, "I'm at home taking a shower." There was a guy behind me pooping. FML

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Tough shit

By c.m.g. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

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Limited edition prank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

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How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By ... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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Jerk

By GogglesGoggles - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML

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Close encounters

By Pinkie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

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You deserved it 2 717

The smell test

By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Sunday 26 September 2010 9:18

Creeper much? You should have kicked at the door and put a knot on his forehead...but that's just me.

tdub10 2

Sunday 26 September 2010 9:20

Thts a poopy tom instead of a peeping tom. Lmao

Comments

Arsonnist 3

Sunday 26 September 2010 10:00

Staring contest. Toilet edition.

Havin 19

Monday 18 July 2011 19:33

LOL

cheech99 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 10:06

you should have token a shit through the cracks

ababoloo 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 10:24

haha wat a perve

Ficklefart 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 10:24

Yo word up to mu valley homies yall

mintcar 9

Sunday 26 September 2010 10:24

He clearly has nothing better to do.

Serec 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 10:26

Dueling Farts. Deliverance.

Ratracer 6

Sunday 26 September 2010 10:59

That is certainly one of the most creepy stories...

sjuniorg 3

Sunday 26 September 2010 11:16

ha did u like it when he was starring at you??black people tend to do that.

vjf9000 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 11:43

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

banananut 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 11:20

LOL. Ohmy, this is so creepy. they really need to do something about those cracks in the stalls. i hate feeling like people can see me through those thin lines...

devildog420x 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 18:21

and then u get parinoid and cant even go lmao

katieisacar_fml 8

Sunday 26 September 2010 11:33

This is why I hated using public toilets when I went to America, because they all have those little gaps in the stalls and you can see everything when you're walking past. Really not nice. Over here in Britain toilet cubicles have a bit of overlap when the door closes so people can't see in.