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Who are you?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

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Stranger danger

By shit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML

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Liar liar, poop on fire

By Peter - 10/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, I was working at the restaurant where I wash dishes. Everyone thinks I'm a tech intern. My buddy Go Synco-ed me and so I had to capture whatever I was doing at the moment. I ran to the restroom, took my tee off and took a pic, stating, "I'm at home taking a shower." There was a guy behind me pooping. FML

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Tough shit

By c.m.g. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

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Limited edition prank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 4 319

How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

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You deserved it 7 918

Say it, don't spray it

By ... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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You deserved it 2 301

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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You deserved it 2 951

Jerk

By GogglesGoggles - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML

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You deserved it 3 688

Close encounters

By Pinkie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

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You deserved it 2 717

The smell test

By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Sunday 26 September 2010 9:18

Creeper much? You should have kicked at the door and put a knot on his forehead...but that's just me.

tdub10 2

Sunday 26 September 2010 9:20

Thts a poopy tom instead of a peeping tom. Lmao

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NeonAgatha 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 18:04

ew what a creep..

ilovelife_01 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 18:35

Lmfao! Omg! That is gross!

snapper126 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 18:57

now you know how us dogs feel. woof.

stinkmeaner 3

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:23

HAHAHAHA YOU SHOULD OF WIPED UR ASS AND SHOWED HIM THE SHITTY TOILET PAPER! THAT NAGGER WOULD OF STOPPED LOOKING AT YOU THEN I BET... JUST SAYIN LMAO

goliatron 9

Sunday 26 September 2010 20:05

Oh god so creepy!

TashaLenaKitty 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 20:35

What in the ****?! There are some ******* creepy ass people in the world!

jonny2x4 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 21:10

Watch out for those turd burglars!!!!

junebug33 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 22:39

maybe be liked what he saw in front and wanted it in him :P

jwilk05 4

Sunday 26 September 2010 22:57

I would of beat his ass to the ****** ground and flush the toilet with his head in it

mR_StAtiiC 0

Monday 27 September 2010 0:38

that's nasty, you should of wiped your ass and threw the toilet paper over.

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Today, I discovered an open wound right above my penis. I can’t put a Bandaid on it because the hair down there repels it. There’s something repulsive about seeing something like that on your own body, especially when you just want to jerk off. FML

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