Cheating and Love: Who's Christina?

Who's Christina?

By Beantown girl - 31/10/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML

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By apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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By NoFriends - 02/08/2009 17:12 - United States

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By I knew it! - 02/11/2018 17:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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rberry88 4

Monday 31 October 2011 4:57

Dump him now, once a cheater, always a cheater

ndvorsky 4

Monday 31 October 2011 4:57

You tell her he has a girlfriend, see what happens

Comments

macdaddymady 8

Monday 31 October 2011 5:11

Not to be insensitive, but by the way she just said 'come over' makes me doubt they're just 'buddies'. That's more demanding, and we only tend to do that once we've known someone really well.

alpha_kennyBody 3

Monday 31 October 2011 5:13

I say breakup with his ass :) you deserve way better

FYLbeotches 5

Monday 31 October 2011 5:16

Work buddies with benefits

thecovert 7

Monday 31 October 2011 5:17

He's lying. Leave him now.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 31 October 2011 5:17

Do you believe that they're just work buddies? That doesn't explain why he would be summoned to her house at night and doesn't need to be given the address. Don't waste any more time with someone who, at best, shows more concern for another woman's feelings over yours and who, at worst, is unfaithful and an unimaginative liar.

FYLDeep 25

Monday 31 October 2011 5:24

I'm with you there, but I think unimaginative liars are much better than the imaginative ones. Being able to lie well without care for other people is one of the key components of psychopathic behavior.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 31 October 2011 12:42

Point taken. I think I meant it more along tbe lines of "he's an idiot who clearly thinks you're dumb enough to fallfor that" rather than "find yourself a pathological liar who can deceive lie detector tests".

TheJashinist 8

Monday 31 October 2011 5:24

Please tell me you dumped him afterwards.

xKingZero 0

Monday 31 October 2011 5:24

Dump that fool.

ZombieLoveA 0

Monday 31 October 2011 5:24

That sucks.... Really, Don't waste your time/:

JinxosGirl87 0

Monday 31 October 2011 5:29

"Put the kids to bed" might refer to her getting out of the bathroom after taking a crap. Therefore, that proves that they're more than friends by her letting him know that private information. *Far fetched*

raphanne_fml 33

Monday 31 October 2011 10:59

Yes, because texting a guy to say that she just took a shit would be a huge turn on to make him come over... I don't know, it's a wild guess but maybe "put the kids to beds" just means that she has children and that she simply put them to bed...