Weird, Farts and Transportation: Why would you go and do a thing like that?

Why would you go and do a thing like that?

By anonymous - 25/05/2011 14:33 - Singapore

Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML

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By Kat - 08/11/2008 07:51 - France

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

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By Emmy - 02/10/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

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You deserved it 3 363

Own it!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the store, I thought I could let a small fart slip and blame it on the guy behind me. I did it, then turned to glare at him in disgust, only for him to turn and yell at the crowd, “This bitch farted, not me!” FML

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You deserved it 1 437

It wasn't me

By Banana - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

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You deserved it 6 983

By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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You deserved it 41 812

Dinnertime

By u.p.i.c. - 02/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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You deserved it 565

By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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You deserved it 36 005

By AnDroidZ_BabY - 11/09/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML

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You deserved it 3 844

By justdoingmyjob - 18/07/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I was meeting the mayor of a major city as part of an internship program. Seated directly in front of him during his presentation on the budget crisis, he unleashed an enormous, foul fart in front of the entire audience. And then blamed it on me, everyone believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 416

You deserved it 3 137

By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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You deserved it 3 420

cloudy01 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 18:40

BWAAAH!!

khaya 9

Wednesday 25 May 2011 19:02

That means you have to follow through, follow them and watch them take a shit and then jump out and say "THAT'S MY SHIT."

Comments

alex1432 9

Wednesday 25 May 2011 19:34

maybe it was the girl he likes fart, so he took the blame. whoever says chivalry is dead are nuts!

DrinkMilkKickAss 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 19:35

You're an idiot.

snickerz01 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 19:39

you sir, worded this perfectly

kl_beans 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 20:14

exactly my sentiments!

emmiep1011 7

Wednesday 25 May 2011 19:52

you're on a subway. just ignore it. weirder things happen on them.

Mitcha857 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 19:54

he was being a hero, and saving someone from the embarrassment of fart ownership

Eggers 2

Wednesday 25 May 2011 20:11

its an FML. if the op thought it was cute, do you think it would be on this website?

shushpuppie 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 20:12

ew.

moomoocube27 3

Wednesday 25 May 2011 20:31

that is disgusting. why would you even claim it?

CaliGali 9

Wednesday 25 May 2011 20:15

that's not a good way to gain fame.

JennaMarie420 2

Wednesday 25 May 2011 20:31

way to take one for the team

smellysmurf 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 20:34

that's sexy (not)!

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