Health: Wish you were here

Wish you were here

By sicksicksick - 01/06/2012 08:41 - Senegal

Today, after years of lobbying for a travel job, I'm finally in Africa. Everything I eat or drink comes violently back out both directions. When I don't eat or drink, I pass out. Essentially I have to choose between illness and consciousness. Hello, fabulous new job. FML

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Same thing different taste

By unlucky - 20/04/2013 21:17 - United States - Wheeling

Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML

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You deserved it 3 883

Great deal

By Depressed - 04/08/2011 11:45 - Sudan

Today, I arrived in Africa to start my new job. I agreed to come to a city with little to no electricity, and poor water for triple the money I was making in Canada. I just realized my boss and I negotiated in two completely different currencies, and I'm now making half of what I used to. FML

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You deserved it 41 376

By Wow - 23/12/2018 16:00

Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 634

You deserved it 148

By Océane Léana K - 01/09/2017 01:29

Today, after coming back from a trip to Africa where I got malaria, I went to the hospital for some blood tests. The doctor said, "Good news! You never had malaria! But they put you through a lot of dangerous treatments and now your liver has an anomaly." FML

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You deserved it 244

Blackout

By Anonymous - 16/01/2023 22:00

Today, I blacked out at work, on my lunch break outside in the rain, and woke up on the ground wet a minute or two later to everyone freaking out, all because I chugged my drink too fast. FML

I agree, your life sucks 414

You deserved it 615

By FunFun in the Sun - 16/03/2016 14:51 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I'm on spring break on a tropical island, visiting family I hadn't seen in years. They invited me out to eat, and won't take no for an answer. All of this would be wonderful, if it weren't for the fact that I've been vomiting to the point of expelling bile and dry heaving for the last two days. FML

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You deserved it 1 317

By sickday - 02/12/2018 17:30

Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 965

You deserved it 273

By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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You deserved it 200

No fun

By Anonymous - 28/11/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for the past week, I’ve had a viral bug. Now I can handle the vomiting, the diarrhoea, headaches, muscle weakness, dizziness, fatigue, and coughing. What I cannot handle is how food and drink now taste bad. Like seriously, even water tastes bad. I’m slowly going insane from lack of flavour. FML

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You deserved it 80

Chronic

By sick not siiiick - 02/08/2021 18:01 - Australia

Today, after years of being unable to work because of chronic illness, I finished my second week of a new job. I'm so utterly and completely wiped out, I don't know if I can continue. FML

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You deserved it 148

staymintyfresh 13

Friday 1 June 2012 16:08

Well I think you should eat food rather then starve to death, maybe your body will adjust eventually.

emba_fml 13

Friday 1 June 2012 18:40

holy ****, more people recognize that as Kelly Clarkson lyrics than a Nietzsche quote now? kind of sad $:

Comments

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Friday 1 June 2012 19:49

This reminds me of the one iCarly episode I've seen. You know, when Sam is like "Ooooo. You can just FEEL the awkward in the air" *grabs at air* lol

CrazyManNo9 29

Friday 1 June 2012 20:03

I had the same problem working in Mexico City. I figured that if I was going to be there, I needed to be like a local and just deal with it until my immune system kicked in. After 10 months of being constantly ill, I left. It was either leave or die. So, don't even think about waiting it out. That's not going to happen.

unixdude 9

Friday 1 June 2012 20:12

All these posts and not a single "Hello, I am the National Food Inspector for Nigeria, and I need your assistance" reply....

Rainbowbright99 4

Friday 1 June 2012 21:19

Lol @ food inspector comment.

Maggums18 0

Friday 1 June 2012 21:44

U should have brought lots,of puddin

jm42345 5

Friday 1 June 2012 21:47

thats why you dont visit 3rd world countrys. an only drink bottled water you jack ass

green_faerie 5

Friday 1 June 2012 22:00

it really annoys me when the whole of Africa is just lumped together like its one big country... we do actually have countries you know, just saying ;)