Wish you were here

By sicksicksick - 01/06/2012 08:41 - Senegal

Today, after years of lobbying for a travel job, I'm finally in Africa. Everything I eat or drink comes violently back out both directions. When I don't eat or drink, I pass out. Essentially I have to choose between illness and consciousness. Hello, fabulous new job. FML
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staymintyfresh 13

Well I think you should eat food rather then starve to death, maybe your body will adjust eventually.

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emba_fml 13

holy ****, more people recognize that as Kelly Clarkson lyrics than a Nietzsche quote now? kind of sad $:

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jej1997 2

Given the choice between illness and consciousness, I think I'd choose consciousness 100% of the time.

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mttnokc 1

Been there. Stay away from ice and non bottled water. You may have to stick to drinking pop and stay away from questionable eating places. Also, make sure your food is cooked well.

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Il_Maestro 6

8- Was she not as pretty when you deflated her?

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OfficeNinja 5

Don't eat anything that is not cooked. Raw veggies and fruit could be washed, and it is the water making you sick. Boil your drinking water. Boil it for at least 5 minutes. Don't start the timer until the water is at a rolling boil. Also, avoid ice - unless the ice is made from water that was boiled.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

That sounds awful :/ It's probably just that your body isn't used to some of the stuff that's in the food you eat or something. It will probably get used to it eventually :) let's hope...

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xoxotati 1

Well at least you got the job :)

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