Wobble wobble

By Dr.Octopus454 - 07/10/2011 14:58 - United Kingdom

Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 146
You deserved it 3 628

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why were you watching his penis wobble then? Look at his face.

that1guy1 13

Nothing wrong with a healthy conversation regardless of clothing.

Comments

You didn't necessarily HAVE to notice his little weiner dance. Conversational eye contact would actually prevent you from being able to do so. unless youre a midget. XD

DomoLaDii 8

Sounds like you like it since you don't take a different route to avoid such conversations.

22cute 17

One day you will be old....and limp.

Okay lets be honest, its kinda hard NOT to notice someones wang doing the 'I have a mind of my own dance' & as a fellow risk taker and one who detests NOT taking the short cut the least u can do is pretend to be deaf and NOT STOP NO MATTER WHAT until your safely thru the change room. Old men are such perv's, you know he totally enjoyed that right?

stop walking through the changing room if you know you're always seeing nude people.. pervert!

It obviously couldn't have been too offense to you since you stood there having a ten minute conversation and watching his junk.