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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML

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You deserved it 5 862

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By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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By hopeless romantic - 14/08/2014 15:06 - United States - Dayton

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML

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You deserved it 5 542

By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 556

You deserved it 5 913

By poopcoloredeyes - 31/10/2011 20:06 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 379

You deserved it 165

By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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You deserved it 7 141

By aspiemeanswell - 05/11/2014 18:49 - Germany - Rudolstadt

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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You deserved it 2 645

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 148

You deserved it 7 306

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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backseatfever 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:51

this is the lamest fml i've ever read.

nbrachelxo 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:46

I wish i had two different colored eyes :P ha. but atleast he noticed!

Comments

Hadley_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:38

Dogs with heterochromia are cute, though! Well, most of them. Not like, pugs and stuff. But I doubt he meant pugs, so it's really not an FML at all.

gleidu77 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:40

this is the dumbest fml ever. if that's your biggest problem then consider yourself incredibly lucky. he obviously didn't mean you look like a dog. also, who put YDI? how can she control her eye colour / what her boyfriend says?

Jaywin 3

Friday 3 April 2009 22:41

#37 is obviously one of those people that doesn't know how to use "your" and "you're" correctly. Also, this fml is terrible. He didn't even insult you. F your life? How?

Fields4mint 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:45

Men should learn to keep their mouth shut and not elaborate...

WendlaMimii 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:47

I don't see how this is an insult. Dogs are adorable.

Alex_Marie 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:48

******* lame. If that bothers you, then you need to get thicker skin. YDI just for being a dumb **** and submitting this.

blushinFML 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:52

Thanks for posting an FML that made me giggle. This one's cute. And you and your BF are obviously cute together as well.

omgELIZABETHHH 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:53

That's not bad...

0___0 9

Friday 3 April 2009 23:01

Wtf?! I voted you deserved it, for not taking a compliment. My favourite shade of blue eyes are the kind that Siberean Huskeys have, so if someone had eyes the same colour as one, then I would think "like a dog" too. It's a compliment, stop being such a drama queen, and STFU, I hope you go blind in both eyes.