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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML

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By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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By hopeless romantic - 14/08/2014 15:06 - United States - Dayton

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By poopcoloredeyes - 31/10/2011 20:06 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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By aspiemeanswell - 05/11/2014 18:49 - Germany - Rudolstadt

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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backseatfever 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:51

this is the lamest fml i've ever read.

nbrachelxo 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:46

I wish i had two different colored eyes :P ha. but atleast he noticed!

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_Saint_ 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:05

That is what we called a backhanded complement. The fact he noticed your eyes was pretty good of him, but the dog comment was just him not thinking. My buddys GF once asked him, "Do you think I should send my pic in to (some contest or magazine)?" His replay, "Well babe, you certainly wouldn't be the worst looking chick in the magazine." Similar situtation IMO, becuase the girls in the mag were beautiful.. but not the best way to tell your GF she is pretty

Callyn 47

Friday 3 April 2009 22:05

So what? Mila Kunis and Bowie have the same thing, he didn't mean you were ugly.

Hummingbird114 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:06

*sigh* guys are just like that. 90% of them aren't wired to be romantic, and have to be trained. Sometimes, like in your case, they make a valiant effort, but guys just aren't good at that sort of thing. But look on the bright side: at least he noticed! And there are worse things a man can compare you to than a cute, fluffy, friendly animal.

tehhotness 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:08

Mila Kunis is F'n hot

Neenertastic 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:10

it could have been worse and ended with "...ya know, like Marilyn Manson." oh well. nice he noticed. btw: bowie was punched in the face by a guy with a ring and just has a dilated pupil, not a different colored eye. yes, i'm a nerd and i know this...

Claeric 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:11

"*sigh* guys are just like that. 90% of them aren't wired to be romantic, and have to be trained. " Jesus christ, could you be a bigger example of what is wrong with girls these days? I hope the OP breaks up with him, for his sake. He doesnt deserve someone so stupid they think that saying "Your eyes are 2 colors...kinda like a dog, yknow?" is not saying "You are a dog".