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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML

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By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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You deserved it 4 122

By hopeless romantic - 14/08/2014 15:06 - United States - Dayton

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML

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You deserved it 5 542

By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 559

You deserved it 5 915

By poopcoloredeyes - 31/10/2011 20:06 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 384

You deserved it 165

By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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You deserved it 7 143

By aspiemeanswell - 05/11/2014 18:49 - Germany - Rudolstadt

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

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You deserved it 3 310

By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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You deserved it 2 646

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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You deserved it 7 307

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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You deserved it 6 405

backseatfever 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:51

this is the lamest fml i've ever read.

nbrachelxo 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:46

I wish i had two different colored eyes :P ha. but atleast he noticed!

Comments

aynonymous 0

Friday 3 April 2009 21:28

not that big of a deal.... calm down.

abradant_spoon 0

Friday 3 April 2009 21:31

ugh i've gotten that one too..

Truce25 0

Friday 3 April 2009 21:32

wow. that would suck lol

schnitzcopter 0

Friday 3 April 2009 21:33

I've had that happen. Sometimes it's just one clause too many...

adamsimon 0

Friday 3 April 2009 21:34

Congratulations. You're an idiot.

lamarr 0

Friday 3 April 2009 21:37

this is a waste of space on this site

Kyothine 0

Friday 3 April 2009 21:38

Today my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I called her a dog when I was complimenting her eyes. FML just kidding, the people who post those are incredibly stupid and retarded.

m0nicam0nster 0

Friday 3 April 2009 21:44

that is nothing to get upset about why did you even post this

maryoceanblue 0

Friday 3 April 2009 21:47

man thats happened to me many times lol but i have a green one and a brown one

yesmy_love 0

Friday 3 April 2009 21:47

wow #30... passive aggressive much?? {insert my sarcastic smile right next to your wit} although i do agree, Bowie is quite the man. and yeah, def. not an FML... dogs are gorgeous and i'm sure your eyes are too. if my boyfriend complimented me like that... i'd be giving him some seriously great DOME right now... not crying about it on the internet... "Today, I gave my girlfriend a really nice compliment about her eyes in hopes that she would suck me off... Instead, she ran to her computer to cry about it to a bunch of strangers... I'm now stuck wackin' it to Girls Gone Wild infomercials again. FML."