Woozy

By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
I agree, your life sucks 202 698
You deserved it 52 078

Same thing different taste

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FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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youaresofucked 0
Zxmbye 0

That sucks, but man, that was funny! FYL!

procrastination_ 0

Lesson you should have learned: never eat anything that isn't yours without permission.

procrastination_ 0

Also, I make brownies all the time and put some icing on top, you can't taste a thing and I get blazed. Don't rag on this person for not realizing it sooner.

Sucks for you, by YDI for taking someone else's food.

mother_green7 0

btw those sound like some really good brownies

hottiegirl09 0

yes i have had those kind of ''browines'' and no they don't get you that stoned if you only had one so 2nd of all i think u can taste the difference.

susie1234_5678 0

if i knew that my roomie has made hash brownies in the past, i would not go near brownies that were not mine, especially before an interview. your fault..