Woozy

By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
I agree, your life sucks 202 699
You deserved it 52 078

Same thing different taste

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FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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either.. 1. that brownie was made poorly with little thc in it or 2. your nose was stuffy and you couldnt smell the faint scent of weed either way its kind of stupid you didnt notice it tasted funny..

alex_vik 0

YDI for being roommates with a stoner.

armystrong53 0
sinbadmac 0

It's entirely possible that his roommate didn't make the brownie, I have friends who give me brownies and cookies all the time. Also if u make butter it doesn't smell much, mostly like butter. If the OP doesnt smoke, it makes sense that he may not have noticed bc it wouldnt have taken much for a brownie to get someone who doesnt smoke that high.

Gees all this crap happening when people have job interviews? Probably all fake, But if not here is a clue, don't eat the day you have a job interview, don't wear anything white the day you have a job interview, get to the interview several hours early so nothing will make you late. don't get a hair cut or color your hair or attempt to change your appearance at all at least a couple of weeks before a job interview.

#67 weed doesn't make you hallucinate thankfully Imagine if the OG ate food that had acid snuck into it. That would have been one of the funniest things ever. "So why do you want this job?" "HOLY SHIT THERE ARE UNICORNS EVERYWHERE!!!"