Woozy

By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
I agree, your life sucks 202 698
You deserved it 52 078

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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dg72592_fml 0

HAHAHAAHHA that was so ******* funny but legit that sucks though. bad time to be high lol i would have been laughing at everything the interviewer was wearing and everything he said

fcuk_mylife 0

... most people know when their roommates are scumbags! :)

#4...because the OP wasn't hungry due to being NERVOUS, not because they were full. Even if you don't feel hungry you DO have to eat something sometime. For example, a lot of times when you're sick you don't feel like eating, but you have to eat, especially if you want to take medicine. To be honest, I wouldn't really say it's your fault from what I know -- if you knew your roommate has done drugs in some way, shape, or form before, then you deserve it...if you had no idea, then it's not your fault. I'm going to have to put both, since I don't know the context.

OMG! your roommate rocks! hahaha had some of the og kush did we ? yummy yummy ;) just be thankful there werent any magical fungii in there aka mu5hrooms! actually that wudve made a pretty classic FML...

1) YDI for eating your roommate's food 2) There is NO WAY you would have noticed that it wasn't a pot brownie. If you didn't realize it by smell before you ate it, the taste would have been without a doubt noticeable. Nice try, but this is fake.

Evee_fml 0

how come everybody is saying LOL YOU COULDN'T TASTE THE DIFFERENCE?! First off, if you really know how to cook the difference is barely detectable. Secondly, If you don't smoke and you grab something and it tastes good but a bit different than usually, your first assumption is not going to be OH I BET THIS IS POT. You'll probably do what i do Shrug and keep eating Also who cares if they knew their roommate smokes. I have a friend who smokes and I grab shit from her fridge all the time without thinking

Lurch420 0

I'm so happy this was posted; it made my day, haha.

And number 14... hash brownies aren't just a ton of pot thrown into brownie mix, it's usually reduced into the butter or another liquid ingredient the brownies are made of. The heat, like when it's lit with a flame, releases the THC but since it's in a liquid form, and not vapor (smoke), all of the chemical is conserved. Thus, a much greater high. If you've ever eaten a hash brownie, you know they don't taste horrible at all :]

Ditch the roommate or get 'em busted. Even better, tell them to get a job. lol, Drugs suck