Poopoo peepee and Work: Work sucks

Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Friday 8 July 2011 23:36

What a champ!

saIty 17

Friday 8 July 2011 23:39

I miss 84% of the time because I'm cross-eyed.

Comments

kraine0712 2

Friday 8 July 2011 23:42

Oh that was no accident. Sorry kids are pricks.

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 8 July 2011 23:42

Males are always trying to shit standing up and piss sitting down these days. Chances are, the boy also thought that the urinal was a water fountain.

CateXOX 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:33

Smosh reference, anyone?

HannahForbesxo 13

Friday 8 July 2011 23:43

Go find him and make him clean it up, maybe that'll teach him to aim better. That being said, at least he didn't write stuff on the walls with it.

highfly3003 5

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:21

your cute lol

goshpeople 4

Friday 8 July 2011 23:44

Unless it was diarrhea, that's not so bad. As a nanny, I have to clean poo almost every day, since the youngest is potty-training. Vomit is worse in my opinion.

freakofnature79 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:45

next time snap him up and rub his face into it and smack him with a rolled up paper lol then call his parents and tell them how they are killing society with raising a kid who cant sit on a ******* toilet

mnblkjpoi 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:46

well that's shitty.

Stupend0us 7

Friday 8 July 2011 23:48

It's a young boy. It could have been intentional. I still remember the bad things I did in the bathroom when I was a young boy, laughing that someone else would deal with this. But then in HS I was a kindergarten janitor. Boys in that grade peed everywhere but in the toilet and I was cleaning it up. Karma got me haha.

a_nutritionist 10

Saturday 9 July 2011 13:38

you should submit that to google so it comes up when people search define: loser

corrinaswan 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:55

ew that sucks but how can someone completely miss the toilet? it was probably on purpose. at the school I used to go to you could see shit on the floor, used toilet paper, toilet paper on the ceiling, pee on the toiled and floor. it was gross