Poopoo peepee, Gross and Kids: Worst life hack ever

Worst life hack ever

By 1meme129 - 24/02/2016 14:12 - United States - Denver

Today, my little cousin told me about how he never wipes his ass, because if he doesn't, he doesn't need to wash his hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 00:17 - Israel

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

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You deserved it 3 723

By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Dukinfield

Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML

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You deserved it 2 136

By Cheyenne - 11/07/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 3 705

First class slob

By Anonymous - 11/12/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML

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You deserved it 101

Goldfinger

By Anonymous - 24/07/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML

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You deserved it 188

By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 13 378

If it's brown, let it float around.

By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 07:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML

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You deserved it 359

Gross out

By Ewt - 06/12/2019 05:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML

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You deserved it 196

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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You deserved it 4 944

By ptarr12345 - 14/05/2015 04:26 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML

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You deserved it 6 752

Welshite 39

Wednesday 24 February 2016 18:32

Solid logic, that. He's making great strides in the theory of hygiene.

tin_cup 27

Wednesday 24 February 2016 18:38

No high-fives with him.

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geoh0400 14

Wednesday 24 February 2016 18:39

(Cleveland voice) oh that's nasty

PotatoesAndCake 26

Wednesday 24 February 2016 18:47

I know little kids are often known for having bad hygiene issues, but that's gross

warrenhoward42 20

Wednesday 24 February 2016 18:48

that's disgusting...

yayhoo16 12

Wednesday 24 February 2016 18:48

What a crappy situation

RoboCunnilingus 23

Wednesday 24 February 2016 21:47

New here?

Ilayda_fml 12

Thursday 25 February 2016 15:17

Why?

thatsme293 28

Wednesday 24 February 2016 18:48

Either way this is gross, but if your cousin in younger this logic would make more sense.

megzaros 13

Wednesday 24 February 2016 18:59

Hopefully your cousin's just too young to know better. Kids are gross.

sinverguenza 11

Wednesday 24 February 2016 19:10

Yeah but think of how much toilet paper he's saving.

criticalturtle 7

Thursday 25 February 2016 7:31

think of the trees this guy is an economic activist

M3DO 24

Wednesday 24 February 2016 19:10

Sooo did someone not teach him proper hygiene?

bananassin 25

Wednesday 24 February 2016 19:24

I mean, he's not wrong.

teamnikster 9

Wednesday 24 February 2016 19:26

Gotta eat the booty like groceries...

pedinhuh 23

Wednesday 24 February 2016 22:10

Nope, that's just disgusting. Even if you're into that sort of thing

teamnikster 9

Thursday 25 February 2016 0:13

I'm not, but if someone is, now they probably aren't.

SweetestHeart93 18

Thursday 25 February 2016 1:01

this made me laugh soo hard that my dog looked at me and left the room

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Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said, "Girls don't wear deodorant." He actually believed that. FML

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You deserved it 3 007

Today, I woke up from a night of serious depression, drinking by myself at home, to find a USB stick wrapped in plastic up my vagina, with "Top secret" written on it. There was nothing on the stick when I checked. I may need to give tequila a rest and switch back to gin. FML

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Today, while on vacation, I lost my virginity to this really cute girl from Canada. I texted my older cousin to brag about it, to which he replied, “A girl from Canada? That’s the oldest cliché lie in the book.” I didn’t know it was cliché. FML

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You deserved it 319

Today, I hate my distant visiting family so much that after work I take a detour and sit in my car on an adjacent street, contemplating reasons not to go home. FML

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You deserved it 1 690

Today, while serving at my restaurant, a mother acted as a wing-woman for her son by insisting I read a note he'd written, asking for my number. I had to awkwardly reject the guy in front of his entire family, before having to keep serving them for another hour. FML

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You deserved it 508

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

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You deserved it 7 679

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair. FML

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You deserved it 7 352

Today, I went on the first date I've been on in years. While walking into the movie theatre, one of my shoes broke. Then I remembered that I needed to grab my mask. While walking back to the car, my other shoe broke. After the movie, I tripped on my broken shoes, and brought him down with me. FML

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You deserved it 195

Worst life hack ever

Same thing different taste

First class slob

Goldfinger

If it's brown, let it float around.

Gross out

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