School and Kids: Wrong end of the stick

Wrong end of the stick

By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By Kidsthesedays - 09/11/2015 19:33 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something", I asked? I was not expecting the answer "A period mural". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2019 02:00

Today, a senior girl in my college-level biology course asked our professor what periods are like when you’re pregnant. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 14/11/2018 13:30

Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML

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By Bebefer - 15/03/2012 07:49 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By HelenErutherford - 09/07/2018 01:30

Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML

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Observational comedy

By Anonymous - 17/09/2020 22:59

Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML

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By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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jingojango 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 12:15

lol dang...can't wait till the call comes from the angry parent asking why her son told her she was on her period after getting scolded....

fmyoptimism 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 12:14

hahaha. oh awkward..

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annis_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:32

hahahah awww thats so cute!

margiemarg24 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:42

HAHAHA i like this one

Bballflyer31 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:13

#52 FTW Honestly, if you had to tell a 5 year old about a period, that's probably the safest thing you could've said so it'll probably all just blow over.

blueraspberry 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:58

why would you tell a kindergarten student about menstration?

gr3y_fml 1

Friday 10 April 2009 8:31

We never have that confusion in Australia. :-p

iwadasn 32

Thursday 29 October 2009 5:11

Why not?

ozac 0

Friday 10 April 2009 8:46

lol, i agree with #79. He is in kindergarten. He wont learn about menstruation until about 4th to 5th grade...

txo 0

Friday 10 April 2009 22:59

Nice job perpetuating the stereotype that women can't control their emotions because of their periods.

McD8772 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:47

this clearly isnt even true. a kindergarden teacher would know what he was talking about the period at the end of a sentence, like #81 stated, he wont learn baout menstruation till about 4thor 5th grade....

abu3mair 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:39

this story is from an elementary school joke, and is untrue. also, the kid wouldnt have understood and u could've handled the situation easily - thats if u are a qualified teacher.