Intimacy: Wrong question

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked, "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently, I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML

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Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

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By hottytodday - 12/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxford

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By liz - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

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By notsexy - 28/07/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML

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By rastamerican - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - San Jose

Today, at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she and my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," and are most likely getting a divorce. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to shower together, and things were getting heated until we actually got into the shower and found my roommate's fingernail clippings all over the place. FML

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Saturday 1 August 2009 19:30

So rub mint chocolate chip ice cream on your dick. She'll be all over it. :]

lmmmr 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 19:32

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. YDI.

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Kade20 4

Tuesday 9 October 2012 10:13

No guy can do that for any woman lol you asked.

octaviamarieb 18

Saturday 3 August 2013 19:56

mint chocolate chip does wonders...

DenBriZel 31

Monday 27 January 2014 13:11

To be fair, mint chocolate chip is REALLY good.

cwl727 32

Tuesday 25 March 2014 22:13

Never should have asked her.

Nyx7 24

Saturday 20 September 2014 0:46

Well you asked...try spicing things up in the bedroom

MightAsWellFml 7

Sunday 2 November 2014 23:45

Nothing can beat ice cream.

ChrisPo1992 7

Wednesday 21 January 2015 6:07

What a stupid question.

SirMrButters 28

Thursday 9 July 2015 2:47

I'd like mint chocolate chip ice cream more too

girlthatsmiles 8

Saturday 17 October 2015 18:40

You never ask a girl that probably it was sex but you killed the moment of being together relaxing eating ice cream

cantfixme36 28

Wednesday 23 December 2015 21:17

I would have said the same thing. Even my boyfriend thinks food is better than sex.. Most of my friends do, too.

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