Intimacy: Wrong question

Wrong question

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked, "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently, I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to shower together, and things were getting heated until we actually got into the shower and found my roommate's fingernail clippings all over the place. FML

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Saturday 1 August 2009 19:30

So rub mint chocolate chip ice cream on your dick. She'll be all over it. :]

lmmmr 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 19:32

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. YDI.

Comments

TheAspieDork 27

Sunday 6 March 2016 21:05

I'm assuming she made that apparent to tease you for asking that question rather than genuinely expressing pleasure. However, that makes it even more of a YDI for asking.