Wrong question

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 14:08 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked, "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently, I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Intoxicunt 5

So rub mint chocolate chip ice cream on your dick. She'll be all over it. :]

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lmmmr 0

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. YDI.

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saltarlo 3

cant blame her mint choc chip is pretty good you know

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apfunction 0

don't feel bad, no one can compete with that ice cream. it's like they say: no woman will be happy unless you have a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money.

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emo_fail_child 0

well of course if she's sad cuz you dumped her your not there anymore but ice creme is :)

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varkey 7

ice cream is way better than sex!! i've done the first but not the second oh and i'm neither fat nor do i have no friends

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xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

so combine them. play with the ice cream with her. lick it off of her, have her lick it off of you, then give her the best sex you can possibly give, stopping just when she's about to climax to give her a couple spoonfuls.

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whitecloud197 0

Whoa. mint chocolate Chip ice cream thats some tough competition.

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