Wrong sort of poking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2013 05:40 - United States - Brandon

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Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML
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naxeeb 33

Maybe his one-eyed-snake was trying to find a partner? :P In any case, you should put ice on that OP!

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Were you already kneeling? Or is he 10 feet tall? I'd find that so disrespectful if my boyfriend dared do that to me.

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crzyknt 9

Taking poking in the eye to a whole new level. Boss mode

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JustinKirby 20

Just be grateful he didn't give you a golden shower! If you need to wear an eye patch maybe some kinky pirate foreplay will come in handy? I'm just kidding I'm sure your fine anyways sorry to hear that hilarious little accident! Can't wait for the follow up

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paramor3 23

Hey, at least it was squeaky clean!!!

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TyT63 12

guess he head butted you

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AestheticSynthia 7

lol when I read the first sentence, I was like wha?! what am I reading ? haha

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Blink_me26 21

What were you doing at eye/forehead level with his penis as he stepped out of the shower?

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drshn 22

Why the down vote guys, that's a good comment

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systemic 11

You were probably taking a shit for him to get his dick eye level when he steps out of the shower. Not cool!

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jmcr 27

If it was an accident then that sucks if it was on purpose next time you give him a bj dont forget about your teeth its when a guy is most vulnerable ;)

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