ACAB, Cops and Miscellaneous: Wrong 'un - FML

Wrong 'un

By TheBeautifulOne - 23/08/2012 13:42 - United Kingdom - Ayr

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

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By Is that..? - 17/07/2014 03:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

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Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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You deserved it 4 238

By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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You deserved it 20 497

Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

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You deserved it 72 755

Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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You deserved it 887

By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML

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You deserved it 144

By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

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You deserved it 5 300

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

It's funny how people like you turn out.

Zedd_fml 8

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

Karma is a bitch,ain't it.

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misswallflower 8

Saturday 5 October 2013 8:27

"TheBeautifulOne"? I'm all for being confident, but that seems slightly narcissistic. Seems someone didn't learn their lesson.

anon137 7

Tuesday 28 January 2014 18:34

Karma,.......it bites

Comoke1024 19

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:25

I'm guessing from your username "TheBeautifulOne" that you were one of those preppy girls who made fun of anyone outside of your social circle. I hope that girl got every bit of pleasure she deserved out of your arrest :)

doglover100 28

Friday 4 April 2014 23:33

Your username, seriously?

Gweedo65 16

Friday 20 June 2014 15:24

You're probably some bitch junky with spots all over your face

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 31 August 2014 4:03

Karma's a bitch.

LeeEverett 20

Thursday 23 October 2014 0:18

You still have the nerve to call yourself the beautiful one?!?

thatfangirl 8

Thursday 25 December 2014 4:40

You totally deserved that for being a bitch.

burninsnow 23

Tuesday 7 April 2015 23:07

Oh how the tables have turned.

sunfox5508 11

Sunday 12 April 2015 17:50

Karma's back, you son of a bitch XD

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