ACAB, Cops and Miscellaneous: Wrong 'un - FML

Wrong 'un

By TheBeautifulOne - 23/08/2012 13:42 - United Kingdom - Ayr

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 110

You deserved it 82 177

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By Is that..? - 17/07/2014 03:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

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You deserved it 4 866

Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 855

You deserved it 123

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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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You deserved it 2 302

By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 088

You deserved it 4 238

By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 466

You deserved it 6 317

By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 371

You deserved it 20 497

Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 611

You deserved it 72 755

Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 431

You deserved it 887

By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 586

You deserved it 144

By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 122

You deserved it 5 300

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

It's funny how people like you turn out.

Zedd_fml 8

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

Karma is a bitch,ain't it.

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dieselguy88 0

Friday 24 August 2012 14:44

Hahahahaha. Sorry hahahahaahaha

krewer21 1

Friday 24 August 2012 14:55

Ha ha ha ha ha!

The_F3rris 11

Friday 24 August 2012 15:08

I've been picked on my whole life in school and it really sucks. You deserve it massively.

Lulicah 3

Friday 24 August 2012 15:45

Enjoy that karma. You deserve it.

naduskalove 3

Friday 24 August 2012 17:26

Oh you soooo ******* deserve it!!! Bullies ruined my childhood .I wish you to experience the same thing you did to her , even worse in JAIL!

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 24 August 2012 20:09

I call bull, OP. I could probably wipe off most of your "beauty" with a damp cloth. It looks like you're not beautiful on the inside, either.

Toothbrush12 9

Friday 24 August 2012 20:32

You deserved worse, OP. How can you claim that this situation is a f YOUR life? How about f HER life? Actually, forget it. You've already "f"ed her life so much that it can't be "f"ed even more. You couldn't deserve this any more. Not only did you break the law, but you picked on someone. How dare you name yourself The Beautiful One? I tell you something, OP. You may feel smug about being "beautiful", but beauty wears away. Then you'll wither into a sad, pathetic person that has nothing but bitterness, and the girl you picked on will watch you rot in a jail cell. That much is clear to me, and I'm 13. You're seriously messed up, OP. Seriously.

N1GHTS 12

Friday 24 August 2012 20:58

TheBeautifulOne? Something tells me she looks better than you, too. You totally deserved it. Karma got you good.

Shaneisabeast 0

Friday 24 August 2012 23:21

u diserve it for being a bully

drayloon 50

Saturday 25 August 2012 1:32

"I agree, your life sucks (666)" sounds about right

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

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Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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Today, we moved 2,700 miles across the U.S. to better our lives, with job offers and home options lined up. All of them were given to other people or turned out to be scams. FML

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Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML

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Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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