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Wrong 'un

By TheBeautifulOne - 23/08/2012 13:42 - United Kingdom - Ayr

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

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By Is that..? - 17/07/2014 03:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

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Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML

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By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

It's funny how people like you turn out.

Zedd_fml 8

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

Karma is a bitch,ain't it.

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the_derps 4

Friday 24 August 2012 1:18

that's what you get for being a bully, dumb bitch. you clearly have no redeeming qualities. still a loser!

alychick 5

Friday 24 August 2012 1:24

Karma's a bitch. YDI

Azrael9 11

Friday 24 August 2012 1:25

Karma made you her bitch.

SoultheWolf 19

Friday 24 August 2012 1:40

By your user name you are still the same stuck up bitch that you were in High School. YDI for thinking beauty is everything.

dixiefoxx 22

Friday 24 August 2012 1:51

I'd start laughing at you if I was the girl. Oh god, I'd love to see the person who bullies me get sent to jail, he so deserves it, and yeah- since you picked on this girl, you deserve it.

bigtime_rocker 11

Friday 24 August 2012 1:59

Karma, baby!!!

rampersaud 10

Friday 24 August 2012 2:06

Karma=comes back and bites you in the ass.

blutigenbonbon 10

Friday 24 August 2012 2:12

Lol. That's what you get.

Spark_Slicker 19

Friday 24 August 2012 2:19

You get what you give, ho.

vbmg152 18

Friday 24 August 2012 2:22

Ha ha ha ha ha! Exactly what I've always told my kids! The bullies will someday be in jail, dead, homeless, on drugs or unemployed! What goes around, comes around! You get back what you give! It's Karma and it'll get you every time! YDI

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