ACAB, Cops and Miscellaneous: Wrong 'un

Wrong 'un

By TheBeautifulOne - 23/08/2012 13:42 - United Kingdom - Ayr

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

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You deserved it 82 176

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By Is that..? - 17/07/2014 03:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

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You deserved it 4 866

Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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You deserved it 123

Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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You deserved it 2 302

By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 087

You deserved it 4 238

By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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You deserved it 6 316

By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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You deserved it 20 496

Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

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You deserved it 72 754

Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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You deserved it 887

By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 585

You deserved it 144

By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 121

You deserved it 5 300

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

It's funny how people like you turn out.

Zedd_fml 8

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

Karma is a bitch,ain't it.

Comments

kmt12890 5

Friday 24 August 2012 2:24

Hey! Another comment about karma!

Kimitte 1

Friday 24 August 2012 2:29

You were a damn bully! Goodness, you got what you deserved. YDI all the way!!

awkward_gothlady 32

Friday 24 August 2012 2:45

I bet that made her day...

nyia_fml 4

Friday 24 August 2012 2:56

Ha! That's what you get!

DQLouise 10

Friday 24 August 2012 3:02

What goes around comes around....

swimstar34 4

Friday 24 August 2012 3:02

KARMAAAA

FireFlie07 20

Friday 24 August 2012 3:23

Yay for Karma. YDI for being such a bitch in your early days. Hopefully you will learn from this.

tecktonik123 0

Friday 24 August 2012 3:39

Oh the irony of how small the world really is..

Ehko 6

Friday 24 August 2012 3:57

Bet she laughed her ass off when she got home.

cc88 3

Friday 24 August 2012 5:04

Bet it was the Best day of her Life !!

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