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WTC WTF?

By no! - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Worcester

Today, someone in my class referred to the September 11th attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Thursday 11 September 2014 11:42

I know it is an important history lesson and moment for our country... But if I get one more homework assignment asking what I was doing when it happened I will flip. I was 7. I was being a future **** and disgrace to our generation.

ruckfules85 34

Thursday 11 September 2014 11:23

Apparently she thinks this is a joke.

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Jyzlow 8

Thursday 11 September 2014 19:19

You know what the difference between a cow and a tragedy is? Most Americans don't know how to milk a cow.

lilchica22001 22

Thursday 11 September 2014 19:47

Loser. Thousands of people lost family members in that tragedy! We aren't milking anything, we are sad. Please climb back under your rock and hate yourself.

thisguy2013 3

Thursday 11 September 2014 19:39

kick him right in the gonads. seriously not cool.

lilchica22001 22

Thursday 11 September 2014 19:46

Kill it with fire. Before the stupid breeds.

Schobot 10

Thursday 11 September 2014 20:02

my friends birthday is today

sassypenguinxox 15

Thursday 11 September 2014 20:10

Very disrespectful and ignorant statement

m1k3_b0rr311 15

Thursday 11 September 2014 21:18

Oh my wow so sensitive

snow_white99 7

Thursday 11 September 2014 21:30

Too soon.

kenzie_gauche 12

Thursday 11 September 2014 22:48

Him off our planet NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

depressed_child 19

Thursday 11 September 2014 22:51

"What's up" "Not the twin towers"

ryanator008 23

Thursday 11 September 2014 22:54

"Comedy is tragedy plus time." — Lester, Crimes and Misdemeanors

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Today, I reached out to my mom to confide in her about possibly leaving my cheating husband. She said, "I think you need to stay married and do what you want on the side. That's what I did. I don't even know if your dad is your dad." Apparently she was cheating on my dad when she got pregnant with me. FML

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Today, I got home and found my girlfriend in bed with another guy. After the screaming, yelling, and kicking them both out of my house, all I wanted was whiskey. I found the bottle under the bed. It wasn’t enough the guy was porking my girlfriend, he had to drink my booze too. FML

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Today, I just turned 40 and have gone teetotal, had no birthday party due to having burned all my bridges with friends and the community in my 20s, and now me and my cat are both scratching non-stop because my apartment seems to have an infestation of dust mites. FML

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Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML

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Today, my fiancé and I both got fired from a job we desperately needed. Why? A friend had practiced sticking him for a phlebotomy class, so he had bandaids on his arms. I was nervous and shaky, as it was my first day. Apparently, this means that we are both IV drug users. FML

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Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML

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Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML

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Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML

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