Embarrassing, Music, Shopping and Awkward: WTF are you doing?

WTF are you doing?

By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 03:09 - United States

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

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Same thing different taste

By foreveralone - 13/11/2012 10:23 - Australia - Wollongong

Today, I was working at the checkout of a nearly empty store, so I picked up an empty box, closed my eyes, and slow-danced with it to the 80s love ballad playing on the radio. I don't know what's worse, dancing with a box, or opening my eyes to see ten or so wary customers waiting to be served. FML

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Mom moment

By Anonymous - 08/08/2024 22:00 - United States - Topanga

Today, I thought it would be funny to bust out some dance moves in the middle of the supermarket to embarrass my teenage daughter. As I was trying to the moonwalk, I slipped on a wet spot and crashed into a stack of cereal boxes. FML

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By s0728 - 01/09/2014 21:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML

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"If I could turn back time…"

By inappropes - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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Party for One!

By Sam - 08/12/2017 01:30

Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML

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Donut laugh at me

By sdeeter - 29/04/2013 13:39 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML

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Chill out, lady

By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 15:05 - United States - Fishers

Today, while picking up a birthday cake, I was screamed at by an upset woman for getting special attention from the bakers, and that I was nothing more than an attention-hogging slut. The bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML

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By IwishIwashigh - 01/03/2017 14:00

Today, I went to make cookies, the box said mix by hand so I literally used my hands. Not a fork or anything. My step-mom walked in and laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML

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Belter

By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 22:29 - Canada

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

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Sunday 13 March 2011 9:07

I don't think this is a FYL moment because this could be laughed off by saying something stupid like "That mixer can keep a good beat, it should join a band" or whatever.

jess6blondie9 2

Sunday 13 March 2011 9:04

Sounds like something that I would do:D

Comments

smileydancer92 2

Thursday 17 March 2011 18:47

why is that a bad thing? I dance to the beat of my machine wash and dryer. or I make another beat to it. that just means you've got a creative side to you.

Elendil_fml 10

Thursday 17 March 2011 21:42

This is awesome. Music is whatever moves you.

Flippme88 0

Friday 18 March 2011 16:07

Haha I just laughed at this really hard... And I'm alone

mba1256 0

Friday 18 March 2011 22:30

),)

cindayy77 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 5:16

xD this just proves Minnesotans are awesome~

heyitslexx 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 21:08

Well at least you didn't knock anything over while you were dancing

kbautz 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 14:27

FYL because your supermarket doesnt have music and I feel bad for you

SunshineDude 3

Friday 6 July 2012 18:28

Dubstep

love2killu 21

Sunday 22 July 2012 13:50

What?

irgndsondepp 15

Thursday 20 June 2013 11:54

I do this all the time. I'm sitting in a lab right now and mixing the pumping noise and the deep humming with the virtual sounds of the guitars to "Strong arm of the law". Saxon rulez!