Intimacy, Kids and Health: WTF Dad?

WTF Dad?

By boobs are for baby - 05/06/2018 11:30 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I’m still trying desperately to explain to my boyfriend why I’m not interested in any kind of breast or nipple play. I gave birth to our son just 2 months ago and I strictly breastfeed. He insists it’s "not fair" that the baby gets the breasts all the time. Um, what? FML

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By sunny_ca559 - 03/03/2010 01:03 - United States

Today, my husband admitted to me that he has a mental block about touching my boobs, because he's afraid that breast milk is going to spurt out at him. I had my son 5 months ago and I don't breast feed. FML

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Mr Knowitall

By put your money where your milkmakers are - 28/02/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, I got pissed after my boyfriend tried mansplaining breastfeeding to me. I’ve nursed two children of my own, stocked and sustained two big freezers full, and still had leftovers to donate to preemies. He tried saying pumping "doesn’t increase supply" and that I just “got lucky” making so much. FML

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By wife of a shithead - 06/07/2012 17:44 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 18:26 - Canada

Today, I woke up to what I thought was my 9 month old son breastfeeding. It was my boyfriend. According to him, he wanted to experience what his mother never gave him as a kid. FML

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By possiblyoverweight - 08/11/2011 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

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By notyourmummy - 12/11/2015 09:09 - United Kingdom - Ryde

Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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By Indianagirl94 - 29/10/2012 22:22 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 23:07 - United States

Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML

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Deflated

By Anonymous - 17/05/2023 00:00

Today, and the for the past few weeks, my husband has been sulking because I’ve recently stopped breastfeeding and my boobs have started shrinking back to their original A cup. FML

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By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

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Kitten 12

Tuesday 5 June 2018 21:21

I could barely stand my own breath on my breasts after two months of breastfeeding. Breast play and nipple play would be excruciating! Yes, boobs are nice and everyone wants to play with them. But you can do that without hurting them, guys.

thehunterofprey 5

Tuesday 5 June 2018 20:42

As a man I pity this idiot.

Comments

Davros 12

Wednesday 6 June 2018 9:29

next time he shaves glue some on your **** and tell him your ready. He won't bother them ever again....unless he's a big old freak.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Wednesday 6 June 2018 12:21

Keep us abreast of the situation.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 6 June 2018 14:49

Your boyfriend is an idiot. Did no one explain to him that the purpose of a woman's breasts is to feed her kids? That you're up for any frisky business two months after giving birth is pretty impressive, even if boob play is a no-go. Too bad you didn't know he's a selfish asshole before you bred with him.

tounces7 27

Wednesday 6 June 2018 17:31

Congrats on being with a manchild. Maybe send him back to his mother so he can suck on her teets? He must miss it otherwise he wouldn't be jealous over a baby.

Sarcasticscot 4

Wednesday 6 June 2018 19:32

That idiot needs a slap. Make him latch the baby on to his nipples several times and see if he wants his nips played with afterwards.

PhoenixChick 26

Wednesday 6 June 2018 22:08

Teach your baby to kick him in the nuts. Then demand a turn yourself. He might get the hint after 3 or 4 thousand times.

MitiMiki 16

Thursday 7 June 2018 0:43

No means no. It's your body, not his. Some men understand this. Unfortunately it is far to few.

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Thursday 7 June 2018 20:34

Sorry looks like you have two babies at home. Tell the big one to grow up.

AzrielB 8

Friday 8 June 2018 5:20

can't you spare any milk?

hayyad 7

Saturday 9 June 2018 5:52

My husband annoyed me so much with this! He said he and our baby girl could share. I was literally grossed out, pissed off and told him to **** off. It's a MAJOR turn off. Seriously guys don't do this at all!