WTF dude?

By Bug5992 - 09/12/2012 22:46 - United States - Kent

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Today, I was getting intimate with my current booty-call when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed", "moo-ed", and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Not very amoosing for you? You picked a baad choice for a bootycall then. You udder reconsider picking your partners without doing a baackground check, so that they don't pull the wool over your eyes like that again and leave you unsatisfied. Don't be the kind of Chick that clucks with foul cocks.

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emilypitt92 3

Current bootycall?? Do you get a new bootycall each month or something??

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Zacham 5

You don't get intimate with a bootycall. You have sex with them

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mercsl65 7

Once the path is mowed you can't control who walks it

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tkooker 6

And thats what makes him a booty call.. FYL.

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dan_in_wi 12

duh, he was referring to you as a farm animal... probably won't be seeing him again... (and not by your choice).

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ben827 10

Wait, I thought a booty call was when your ass dialed the phone... Is this a new phrase referring to phone sex?

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osm1989_fml 6

That's butt dialing. A booty call is the call you make when you want to have no-strings-attached, meaningless sex with someone, or it can refer to the person to whom you make said call. However, I think you should continue to use the phrase "booty call" in the way you explained it, as I'm sure your friends find it very amusing. "I just made a booty call to my mom again!"

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squishycat 6

Maybe you need to find a real man for a real relationship instead of a 'booty call', cuz obviously he's a freakin' loser.

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