WTF dude?

By Bug5992 - 09/12/2012 22:46 - United States - Kent

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Today, I was getting intimate with my current booty-call when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed", "moo-ed", and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Not very amoosing for you? You picked a baad choice for a bootycall then. You udder reconsider picking your partners without doing a baackground check, so that they don't pull the wool over your eyes like that again and leave you unsatisfied. Don't be the kind of Chick that clucks with foul cocks.

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Delta2Almanac 7

No horse sounds? I'm very surprised by his lack of animal farm sounds.

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andrew6p 19

Well you could've slapped him on the face and say," Focus on the kitty, hunny"

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ICastillo 24

Yup Op or after you slapped him you could have said "less sound and more pound".

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andrew6p 19

Reminds me a bit of american wedding when stifler was humping the shit out of jim's grandma

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gracehi 31

Aw, c'mon, OP. Don't be so sheepish.

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Enslaved 36

Sounds like he rather give you a cluck instead of a ****.

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ICastillo 24

Well maybe he thought you would follow his lead and "gobble" something.

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bredahl 26

Guess it's time to ditch that bootycall...

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FlashBurn 13

Udderly disappointing, such a turkey. I should think there are plenty of animal puns, so to moove on I'll just say this: You and me, baby, ain't nuthin but mammals... (You know the rest)

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AnyaS 19

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel!

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