WTF dude?

By Bug5992 - 09/12/2012 22:46 - United States - Kent

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Today, I was getting intimate with my current booty-call when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed", "moo-ed", and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Not very amoosing for you? You picked a baad choice for a bootycall then. You udder reconsider picking your partners without doing a baackground check, so that they don't pull the wool over your eyes like that again and leave you unsatisfied. Don't be the kind of Chick that clucks with foul cocks.

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Bpwoods 6

And you're a troll commenter who is probably trying to be funny. What about it? Edit: damnit, 2nd time I've been beaten to a comment on one FML XD

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Harpy20 24

You're* and maybe you shouldn't be so judgmental. There are lots of reasons people have booty calls, one of which being that she doesn't want to be a **** and would rather sleep with someone she's comfortable with, however just doesn't want a serious relationship.

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Harpy20 24

Yeah the comment I was responding to said, "Your a ****." It seems to have vanished. :/

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savage93 11

I'll asume you meant to write on another comment

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Harpy20 24

I did. And I even saw your out-of-thread moment which is now also gone. Hmm...

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savage93 11

I know. Wierd right.

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Snoopy0718 14

60- your picture goes well with your comment xD

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savage93 11

I'll assume u meant to write on another comment Shit i meant to write on my thread

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AnyaS 19

I'm surprised he was in a good mood laughing despite losing his erection.

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naughtylez82 4

Am I the only one who found this humorous?

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missrobynxx 3

Current booty call? What a *****

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CallmeRyuzaki 0

Time to whip out your vibrator once again.

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afropuffjake 9

That is one confident ************ if he thinks he can do that and expect you to come back... But like 1 said, very interesting person, if you happen to be looking for more than a booty call...?

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bwzwally8 15

And on his farm he had a goat and a cow with a baaa there a moo moo there baa there moo there everywhere baa there.

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