WTF dude?

By Bug5992 - 09/12/2012 22:46 - United States - Kent

Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my current booty-call when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed", "moo-ed", and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Not very amoosing for you? You picked a baad choice for a bootycall then. You udder reconsider picking your partners without doing a baackground check, so that they don't pull the wool over your eyes like that again and leave you unsatisfied. Don't be the kind of Chick that clucks with foul cocks.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Doesn't matter, you have a bootycall.

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U_GotitDude 18

That's what you get for having a bootycall

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megamandude455 10

Op is female and she called him a bootycall? No wonder he did what he did.

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raff696 3

You need to find a new booty call!

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redmnky21 8

its from an espisode from the Showtime series of secret diary of a call girl

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hateevryone 14

Get a boyfriend. Cause obviously bootycalls ain't about nothing.

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evagil 4

well you need a new bootycall.

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norman112 3

dont expected a booty call to take sex with you serious

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Bug5992 2

Ermahgerd! My friend sent me this, like "omg someone has the same story!!" I then informed her that I wrote it. I had no idea that it had made it to the page. Also, in case you were wondering, this bootycall is no longer my bootycall. Yes, I call them bootycalls, because, well, that's exactly what they are lol.

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