Kids: WTF kid? - FML

WTF kid?

By Fag_Hag - 06/02/2009 01:30 - United States

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Today, while my 4 year-old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

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By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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By AuntPeePee - 20/05/2013 11:57 - United States

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

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By girlmeetsworld - 18/02/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By aunty_social - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML

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Pooped out

By jmitch1209 - 28/01/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I was potty-training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML

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Messy

By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

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By squishy - 11/02/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML

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FUPA kings

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 18:00

Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML

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Not her fault nor mine

By Shut up loser! - 02/12/2019 03:00

Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML

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perstephane 4

Friday 6 February 2009 18:48

What, it's not like it's a sex thing, or your nephew wants you. The kid is 4 for crying out loud. I've seen baby boys' penises get hard while being wiped during diaper changes.

foreverfarrell 0

Monday 16 February 2009 19:49

The word "Pee-do," just made me laugh the hardest I have laughed in about a week. Thank you for that.

Comments

Magex 12

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:33

Yeah when I was like 5 or something, whenever I got a boner I would think it was cause I had to pee, cause I always did have to.

andrewsgirl2010 7

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:44

I like her name hahaha

bluejayscheer 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:03

Pee-Do!!!! ????

jadenation 3

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:11

Ok you dumbasses no offence but that was his auntie his parents are the idiots who taught em pee-do

miamonsterkitty 6

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:25

the funny thing is, this FML is number 69 of 80 on my iPod xD

brycizzle 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:18

Pee doo? Pee dont!

greenorange75 8

Monday 14 May 2012 22:23

Haha! Pee-doo! I'm gonna start using that phrase from now on.

SandiRainbowFish 20

Saturday 26 May 2012 22:13

Your comment was stupid but the emoticon made me laugh.

RedstoneDJ 1

Sunday 5 January 2014 4:25

Oh, kids

Baller_Bob 17

Wednesday 19 March 2014 12:09

I hate it when parents tell their kids that their penis is something retarded like pee-do or wee wee or thingy

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