Transportation, Sex, AITA and Intimacy: WTF lady?

WTF lady?

By headdesk - 25/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Kaneohe

Today, I picked up a co-worker from the airport. As she got in the car, she looked over at me and said, "I'm still not sleeping with you". This was our second conversation. The first is when she asked if I could pick her up from the airport. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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By Lazy - 20/09/2009 12:03 - Australia

Today, I was at work and was trying to cheer up my stressed out manager by chatting. We were on the subject of sleeping in when I told her that I loved to be lazy and sleep in when I could. She looked up and down me and then answered, "I can see that." FML

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By badhabit - 31/05/2019 22:00

Today, I went out with my ex-girlfriend, with whom I have a good friendship with and am in fact still in love. I picked her up at her house and we had a perfect night together that ended with sex in my car. As I dropped her off, she turned to me and said, "I hope you know we're just friends." FML

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Too tired for this shit

By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 00:02

Today, I met a girl at an airport before an early flight, after I’d only had 3 hours sleep. She moved here for a job in radiology. We joked, laughed, flirted, and parted ways. I told my friend, who asked why I hadn't get her number. I joked I would’ve if she'd been a doctor. He then says, “Radiologists ARE doctors, duh!” FML

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By horny and alone - 04/11/2018 03:00

Today, I went home with my cute coworker. What started out as a little dirty talk and teasing ended with him admitting he was in a terrible emotional place, then sending me home in an Uber so he could sleep. FML

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No time to lose

By Atma - 02/07/2023 03:00

Today, I spoke to my girlfriend about how we don't spend enough time talking to each other, but she went on to tell me that we'll talk about it tomorrow because she wanted to sleep. FML

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Who are you?

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 04:00

Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office; that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of two years. FML

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By Forgetable - 21/04/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML

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By Joshua - 03/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Weatherford

Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML

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Kamon97 23

Wednesday 25 June 2014 15:50

Guess the conversation never took off.

Sebastian2022 22

Wednesday 25 June 2014 15:51

Next time she calls you to ask for a ride, text her "I'm not even picking up the phone". :) easy as that.

Comments

thomcmoore 23

Wednesday 25 June 2014 15:56

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If that doesn't work, burn all evidence that you tried in the first place.

albertozeta_fml 9

Wednesday 25 June 2014 15:57

"Don't worry, sleep if you are tired. I'll be driving anyway"

91hayek 31

Wednesday 25 June 2014 16:01

This is where you do HUGE ******* ROLLEYES and say "sweetheart, I think you still think you're on the plane because need to come back down to earth; nobody wants to sleep with you. I'm just here to haul freight."

subhaan786 19

Wednesday 25 June 2014 16:01

The drive back is going to be fun :)

TheKingKen 22

Wednesday 25 June 2014 16:02

Yeah, because when people do something for you, it can only be repaid with sex. Some people these days, I swear.

184886837272837 32

Wednesday 25 June 2014 16:23

please don't ever say "people these days" people have always been conceited and stuck up, it's not a new thing, and no there aren't more of them than there used to be. Think about how things are better today, no segregation, lower crime rates, teen pregnancy is at an all time low, women are getting more rights every day and it's not at all untrue to say that the majority of people out there are well behaved individuals. Just something to think about next time you go to say "people these days"

91hayek 31

Wednesday 25 June 2014 16:33

He did say SOME people. And if you're going to bring that perspective I think you're on the wrong site - FML is all about how things suck. Not terribly, but just enough to be entertaining.

SmoothPancakes 10

Wednesday 25 June 2014 16:06

I would have made her pretentious ass walk back from the airport for that remark.

pwnman 33

Wednesday 25 June 2014 16:07

Tell her to stop flattering herself.

SpongeTheBrain 0

Wednesday 25 June 2014 16:10

Ouch..maybe everyone she has met wants to sleep with her. Or maybe she is just prejudice or maybe she though that the way you move the steering is a way to seduce her? *Looks up* Wow,that is a lot of maybes..