WTH happened?

By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 05:11 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML
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ifinishlast 0

that's what you get for drinking too much kool-aid

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Pinky420 0

Dude I feel for ya!!! I have had many mornings where I don't remember the night before but basically after seeing and hearing from my friends what I did or wasn't suppose to do I was kinda of glad that I didn't remember so yeah I feel for ya

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TotalPandamonium 2

YDI for drinking to the point where you don't remember the night before. I'm not against drinking, but some self control and you wouldn't be in the situation you're in now.

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darkmis1 17

YDI for drinking TOO MUCH! The ocasional drink is fine now and then, but when you drink to the point where you black out, that's WAY too much, and you deserve whatever happens.

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Subjectzero 0

why do people get themselves that shitfaced in the first place? ydi

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lovetoday_fml 0

omg, i would die if that happened to me.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Hopefully you will kill yourself from your idiotic behavior before you kill someone else.

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fuckingshitt343 0

uhh. how about don't drink and drive? or don't get so uncontrollably drunk that you can't even remember whether or not you drove. this girl i went to school with was just killed in a drunk driving accident. she was only 21. she wasn't driving, but i'm sure she was drunk as well as the driver. and it's just stupid. it's all preventable. you definitely deserve it. and to the people that said "oh its an fml because he'll have to pay for the damage" and yadiyada then good, he deserves to pay for the damage because it's his responsibility for whoever drove his car. or whatever. ughh

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TakeItEasyPeople 0

What if no one drove the car to his house? What if he just drank... at his house?

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fuckingshitt343 0

well somebody obviously drove his car.. i'm sure it was a stupid house party. i don't know. maybe i'm just assuming things here.. but that is what it seems.

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null_fml 11

I was thinking more along the lines of reporting it as a criminal act. But then again, he'd probably get laughed out of the police station, and rightly so.

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Bullshet 0

There's a difference between having a social drink and letting it get out of hand. If you wanna get shitfaced and black out that's fine, but don't complain when you wake up the next morning and find yourself a similar situation the OP was in. I mean, you kinda accept that risk the minute you decide to get drunk. YDI

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Dominigga88 0

So when people drink they automatically put themselves at risk from other people taking their cars and driving them into things? Make sense next time you post some stupid self righteous comment you jackass.

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Bullshet 0

Uhhh, yeah he does, you moron. Use your brain for once. You have a huge drinking party at your house, why should you be surprised that your guests would wreck your stuff, especially if you're not sober enough to stop them because you're too busy blacking out? It's like letting a bunch of gorillas loose in your house and saying, "Oh shit, they wrecked all my stuff. FML!" If you don't want it to happen, either don't have huge drinking parties or remain sober enough to make sure it doesn't get out of hand. It's not that hard to understand.

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Bob4545 0

You care enough to post twice that you don't care.

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