You BASTARD!

By moosemay - 02/04/2013 15:04 - Germany

Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
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Same thing different taste

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And that is when you beat his ass.. Don't mess with a pregnant lady's food!

Make him buy you more. He's not the one carrying a baby that needs to eat as well.

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They sell lollipops that are meant to help morning sickness, people used to buy them all the time at my old job. I hope your morning sickness gets less severe, and that your husband got you more snacks. Really though, you don't mess with a pregnant ladies food.

But get the preggie pop drops, the lollipops have weird flavors like lavender.

Preggie pops are just over priced sour candy. I just bought some of that and worked like a charm!

NickaPLZ 26

And people wonder why murders are committed. F his L.

Hopefully the food he rushes to buy you is better than what you already had :)

My boyfriend knows better. Preggie pops help a little. I hope he'll bring home some snacks for you... or he's quite rude.

trellz17 19

He must've been really hungry to eat ALL the food you bought. Make him buy some more or it's the couch for him

Oh hell no! I would have killed his ass.

McNikk 15

*Note for future use: NEVER steal you pregnant wife's snacks.

You're right: she might post it on FML and then he'll get what's coming.

That's when you ask for two pounds of salted macadamia nuts on a silver platter within the next two minutes, followed by your husband getting on all fours to act as your footstool as you watch Maury.

You see, whenever I have food I don't want anyone else to eat, I leave a little note on it like this: "To whom it may concern, This food is mine. Do not eat on pain of death. If you look at my food, I will know. If you smell my food, I will know. If you dream about my food while you drool on your pillow, I will know. Lesser offensives, such as looking at my food or dreaming about my food carries a minimum sentence of broken knee caps. Sniffing or touching my food will result in castration. If you eat my food, your may consider it your last meal. Thank you for reading my death threat, and have a lovely day." Then again, simply writing your name on it would probably work too.

My brother used to lick things (cookies, fruit, cakes, etc.) to keep others from eating them.

He won't be coming back into the house any time soon unless he has McDonald's to appease his pregnant snack dragon of a wife .