You BASTARD!
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They sell lollipops that are meant to help morning sickness, people used to buy them all the time at my old job. I hope your morning sickness gets less severe, and that your husband got you more snacks. Really though, you don't mess with a pregnant ladies food.
Hopefully the food he rushes to buy you is better than what you already had :)
My boyfriend knows better. Preggie pops help a little. I hope he'll bring home some snacks for you... or he's quite rude.
Oh hell no! I would have killed his ass.
You're right: she might post it on FML and then he'll get what's coming.
That's when you ask for two pounds of salted macadamia nuts on a silver platter within the next two minutes, followed by your husband getting on all fours to act as your footstool as you watch Maury.
You see, whenever I have food I don't want anyone else to eat, I leave a little note on it like this: "To whom it may concern, This food is mine. Do not eat on pain of death. If you look at my food, I will know. If you smell my food, I will know. If you dream about my food while you drool on your pillow, I will know. Lesser offensives, such as looking at my food or dreaming about my food carries a minimum sentence of broken knee caps. Sniffing or touching my food will result in castration. If you eat my food, your may consider it your last meal. Thank you for reading my death threat, and have a lovely day." Then again, simply writing your name on it would probably work too.
He won't be coming back into the house any time soon unless he has McDonald's to appease his pregnant snack dragon of a wife .
..unless they run out of fries. D:
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And that is when you beat his ass.. Don't mess with a pregnant lady's food!
Make him buy you more. He's not the one carrying a baby that needs to eat as well.