You BASTARD!

By moosemay - 02/04/2013 15:04 - Germany

Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
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DntLookBack 29

And that is when you beat his ass.. Don't mess with a pregnant lady's food!

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darkmis1 17

Make him buy you more. He's not the one carrying a baby that needs to eat as well.

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toalysium 15

Not sure if YDI or not... Did you actually tell your husband that you bought that food specifically for you, or was he supposed to read your mind and know that food in the house and fridge that you share is off limits? He can't read your mind just because you're pregnant.

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monnanon 13

he didnt have to munch down every single snack she bought tho. i doubt she would have minded if some were left.

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anne1_fml 13

My husband did the same thing to me I'm 16 weeks, and crave sweet things so I had some sweet snacks along with my fruits and hubby ate them all. I kicked him in the shin and made him go buy me more. Lol

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burmillababe 7

Just coz you are pregnant, doesn't mean that kicking him is acceptable. If a man kicked a woman in the shin everyone would be up in arms...

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gracehi 31

I agree, 41. I'd like to say what I think of you, 39, but I'd likely get moderated.

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raesos91 26

hey, 39 can't help it, she's hormonal & has cravings, so yes she NEEDS her fix. plus a kick in the shin is NOTHING compared to giving birth.

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gracehi 31

I don't see how the pain of childbirth and pregnancy cravings are relevant to the matter of domestic violence. I've been kicked in the shin and it hurts like hell. The fact that childbirth hurts more doesn't make getting kicked in the shin any less painful.

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masterminor 16

this is of course everyone assuming that she ACTUALLY kicked him in the shins. That simply could have just been a joke for the post. If not, we can't assume it was done with intent to hurt him, if my sister gets annoyed she pulls the hair of whoever annoys her, but only with our siblings of course. but she doesn't do it to hurt us, it's majorly playful. We can't pass judgement without the full story, especially when what we have is the size of a tweet.

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NioBerry 7

my husband just got me a little fridge for my preggo cravings helps a lot since no one but me goes into it just make a shelf for your cravings

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ratatat234 4

I've never been pregnant so I wouldn't know how this feels but couldn't you just go buy more?

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SammiixSue 13

There are very few things worse than having an intense pregnancy craving and finding out someone ate it.

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Ms_ValS 27

Read "severe morning sickness". Besides, she just got the food. He should go out and get more.

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perdix 29

He was probably craving sex and since you were puking, he substituted massive quantities of processed food to ease his horniness. The best days are when both demons get served ;)

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AphyTheBronette 15

That's something my boyfriend has and will do if I don't stash my snacks. It gets old fast I feel your pain OP.

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simoncat 11

What a jerk. Ginger (raw, if you can stand it), candied, even ginger ale is good to settle your tummy. Long enough to write a lust for your asshole husband to get off his fat ass and go rebuy the yummy snacks. He can eat TV dinners from now on. Idiot.

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BobbieH 19

Did you put your name on the yummy snacks? Well then how can you blame him? Snacks are delicious, you can't expect him to just pass them by! Sorry OP!

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NSN82 13

I'm sure she wouldn't have cared if he had nibbled on the snacks or maybe eaten one or two. He didn't have to eat everything all in one day. He probably shouldn't just assume that his pregnant wife went out and bought excessive amounts of junk food just for him to enjoy. He could have saved some for her at the very least.

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DirkTheDiggler 13

At 2AM send him out to the market to pick up some pistachios, French vanilla ice cream, caramel, apple juice & whatever else. Why do you women do this to us? Why?! Actually, that sounds good right now doesn't it?

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blessedbylife 6

you must have kids lol I remember those nights

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