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By Sybil90 - 11/11/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML
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DoomJeff91 2

Oh, here's the mail it never fails. It makes me wanna wag my tail. When it comes I wanna wail... JAIL!!!

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boardclips 0

your father's a dumbass for giving advice like that. and you're a dumbass for taking it.

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Vagrarian 2

The words "fled the scene" make this a YDI. You should have stuck around and taken responsibility. Your dad's a douche.

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katatak 0

agree. Totally the OP's fault. You shouldn't take bad advice... especially really bad advice (intended as reply to 16)

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Well, your parents made a severe error in procreating, but you can control the damage by not passing on the genes. The world isn't ready for more of you.

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perdix 29

Thanks for making Texas proud! When you report such idiotic behavior, can't you just SAY you are from Oklahoma or Arkansas or something? You know, the eyes of Texas are upon you all the livelong day. If you are going to flee the scene, you might want to consider taking the evidence with you.

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alex_vik 0

I could click YDI for just about every sentence there. Today, a bee flew in my car so I swerved off the road YDI and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. YDI Taking my father's advice I fled the scene. YDI Later my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." YDI

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lostfaithinpppl 19

OP, are you expecting sympathy???? #23 said it all. You should do us all a favor and not pass on your "moron" genes. YDI

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allie2590 31

That's called a hit and run, and if you had a little common sense you would've known better. But I don't think you do, seeing as you swerved off the road because you were scared of a bee. :|

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ProtoBuster_1 5

OP, why in the hell would you take your father's advice and flee from the scene? YDI big time...

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ProtoBuster_1 5

OP, why in the hell would you take your father's advice? He's an idiot! YDI big time...

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