Kids: You happened

You happened

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 09:13 - New Zealand

Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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You deserved it 500

By disgusting - 31/05/2015 09:13 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML

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You deserved it 2 896

By confusedbutloved - 08/07/2012 12:42 - United States - North Easton

Today, my boyfriend of seven months and I were looking at some pictures on his iPad. I saw a picture of a kid of about two years old that looked a little like him. I jokingly said, "What, is that your son?" Imagine my surprise when he said that it was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 449

You deserved it 3 893

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 14:09 - Hong Kong

Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 8 955

By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 07:02 - Canada

Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML

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You deserved it 3 474

By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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You deserved it 3 514

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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You deserved it 171

I'm not that old!

By Anonymous - 26/01/2021 02:01

Today, I was showing my hair-do from my high school prom from 10 years ago to a drunk neighbor. He turned to my mom and said, "Wow, she was a beautiful girl back in the day." Right in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 736

You deserved it 186

By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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You deserved it 3 270

By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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irockmyworld 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 16:30

tell him, "you happened" he'll understand when he grows up

_Noon_ 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 16:31

"Well, I gave birth to you"

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colonel_crunk 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 18:27

Ouchhhhhh

netbeui435 3

Thursday 10 September 2009 18:35

#21 well said

xHaniffax 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 18:37

Then you say to him: "YOU happened."

godloveme 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 19:04

haha...i wish i can see you wearing bikini

Kar98 6

Thursday 10 September 2009 19:18

"You happened. now go to your room."

afj67 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 19:21

he did! ah the joys of pregnancy and aging and the havoc they wreak on one's body...

legendofdon 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 19:43

YDI for being a fatty and not going to the gym.

Arcterion 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 19:47

#1 & 7 speak the truth.

jonny2x4 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 19:51

"Then I had you and my life went completely to hell. Now shaddap and go to your room."

SimpleSimon 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 19:51

Excuses, I know mothers who aren't fat and ugly.

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