Once we had a kid, we started to hang around with couples who had kids of the same age and it was fascinating to see how the mothers went one of two ways: either sow-pig or MILF -- there was not much of a middle ground. I was fortunate.

This is NOT an FML. It's something that a majority of people go through: They don't have the body or the looks as they did when they were 22. Get over yourself woman.

"You happened, kiddo."

Exactly Simple Of course, time and children still do have quite an effect on most parents.

#53 u don't get my vote to become a world leader. go n shag first then I might think of stamping u

hot mamma

cant say u didnt expect that one

#38 is right. I hate moms who are like "oh i got fat cuz of my children" It's worse when they complain about being fat. Hey, here's a concept, maybe work out or something if you don't like being fat? Maybe?

Pretty tough to rate this one. But I'll have to go with YDI for not being sexy and cute forever like me.

As a response to "what happened?" You should've said, "you."