You have been warned

By PUA - 15/03/2012 01:06 - United States

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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML
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Trembelwick 5

Ex-Marine used Slash on the wild enemy Boyfriend! It was super effective!

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xpheonix57 7

There are no ex-Marines, and you'll do well to remember that if you want to survive ;)

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Foxtails 6

This is why my boyfriend and my father have never met.

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OhJusFucB 4

Then don't break her heart.

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Dr_Tbird 1

Never call a Marine an ex-Marine, once a Marine always a Marine

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jannahmetcalfe 6

Sounds like something my father would do.

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Flafner2006 1

Could be worst he could have said he'll chop your dick off and make you and your entire family disappear

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B5B0N35 18

I would of shit my self dude that shit is ******* terrifying

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