Health, Poopoo peepee, Food and Awkward: You OK, hun? - FML

You OK, hun?

By llaurenmariee - 22/03/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, I was pooping at a local Target when I heard someone say, "You need to eat more solids, you're pooping like a rabbit." FML

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Bathroom menace

By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair only to hear a big wet watery sound. I got up and realized that I had just sat in some little kid's diarrhea. FML

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By NoPrivacy - 26/04/2012 10:44 - United States

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

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"Pooping and Shit"

By everybodypoops - 02/08/2017 20:00

Today, while at a rest stop, I heard a woman in the stall next to me answer her phone and say to the other person, "Oh nothing just pooping and shit." FML

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Chub rub

By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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Amplified

By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By MisterBrown - 15/02/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML

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Kids Say the Darndest Things

By Lolabunny - 21/08/2018 04:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML

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Concentrate

By um…ew - 14/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my friend and I were having a conversation in the ladies’ room. Suddenly, we hear banging from one of the stalls and, “Can you talk somewhere else? Some of us are trying to poop.” FML

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You deserved it 921

By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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Top comments

cryskuni 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 19:27

I have always wondered how people can poop in public, because I have the fear someone will hear and make a comment like that.

glittertwat 10

Saturday 4 August 2012 19:26

You should take their advice.

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powerpuff13 2

Sunday 5 August 2012 8:02

Poop in my mouth(;

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 30 July 2016 19:00

You need help

captainburke 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 9:38

I hate pooping in public bathrooms!

dfens 8

Sunday 5 August 2012 12:46

YDI, because women with class don't shit.

HeartOfLead 24

Sunday 5 August 2012 17:20

Im surprised no one has made a pooping joke! Well good because they're just plain crappy.

unlucky90 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 17:49

It's disgusting to take dumps in public restrooms. Ydi

Swiko 11

Sunday 5 August 2012 18:58

To everyone saying "omg I can't believe you took a shit in public": I'm pretty sure she didn't plan it that way. If she really had the choice and could wait until she got home, she would have. I highly doubt she wanted to be taking a shit in Target, either.

SnowWhite1342 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:04

Hahahahahaha, this just made my day

mrlopez 13

Monday 6 August 2012 7:07

In one instance everyone here comments about how rude that person is, and in another instance, proceeds to comment in detail about OP's poop. Funny world indeed.

Evath 7

Monday 6 August 2012 10:40

I'm with #92 hahaha, that was brilliant!!

dolceandkabana 1

Monday 6 August 2012 14:50

Next time you feel a loud noise try the coughing technique and time it with your bowel movements... Just saying

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