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You OK, hun?

By llaurenmariee - 22/03/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, I was pooping at a local Target when I heard someone say, "You need to eat more solids, you're pooping like a rabbit." FML

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Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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By MisterBrown - 15/02/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML

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Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML

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By um…ew - 14/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my friend and I were having a conversation in the ladies’ room. Suddenly, we hear banging from one of the stalls and, “Can you talk somewhere else? Some of us are trying to poop.” FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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cryskuni 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 19:27

I have always wondered how people can poop in public, because I have the fear someone will hear and make a comment like that.

glittertwat 10

Saturday 4 August 2012 19:26

You should take their advice.

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HSOMGF 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 0:45

Of all the situations in the world where a person shouldn't comment, pooping at Target has to be in the top five. That person should have minded their own business. FYL, OP. That was just wrong.

EasternAdvantage 1

Sunday 5 August 2012 1:27

Actually if you know anything about biology you need to eat more protein, rabbits eat too much veggies that's why they poop like that hahaha

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 5 August 2012 3:54

just a bit awkward but its amazing how the best advice can be given in the oddest places...

notepie 6

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:13

That's when you tell them to **** off and mind there own business!

NothingsEasy 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:13

I love that movie, Michael Myers makes it so awesome

karen1991 15

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:21

Plop plop plop plop...plop...is he done yet!? Plop plop plop plop....??? Plop. Dang, that is a rabbit pooper.

clairbear666 0

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:39

LMAOOO

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:44

That's just weird. Nobody should make conversations at urinals or stalls.

Nbackus9 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 5:17

Worst part is, OP is a girl. Don't girls get really embarrassed by things like that?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 5 August 2012 5:49

Technically if you're pooping marbles like a rabbit, you don't need more solids; you need more liquids and fibers. So the conversationalist is annoying, intrusive, and stupid. /facepalm Why would anyone try to talk to someone else while in a bathroom stall (unless they know the person)? Sheesh...

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