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You OK, hun?

By llaurenmariee - 22/03/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, I was pooping at a local Target when I heard someone say, "You need to eat more solids, you're pooping like a rabbit." FML

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By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair only to hear a big wet watery sound. I got up and realized that I had just sat in some little kid's diarrhea. FML

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By NoPrivacy - 26/04/2012 10:44 - United States

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

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"Pooping and Shit"

By everybodypoops - 02/08/2017 20:00

Today, while at a rest stop, I heard a woman in the stall next to me answer her phone and say to the other person, "Oh nothing just pooping and shit." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By MisterBrown - 15/02/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML

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Kids Say the Darndest Things

By Lolabunny - 21/08/2018 04:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML

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Concentrate

By um…ew - 14/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my friend and I were having a conversation in the ladies’ room. Suddenly, we hear banging from one of the stalls and, “Can you talk somewhere else? Some of us are trying to poop.” FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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cryskuni 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 19:27

I have always wondered how people can poop in public, because I have the fear someone will hear and make a comment like that.

glittertwat 10

Saturday 4 August 2012 19:26

You should take their advice.

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klx125cross 9

Tuesday 7 August 2012 4:54

Id come out and beat the living heck out of whoever said that!

Banoi 2

Tuesday 7 August 2012 5:33

That's weird

mpalmiter4717 8

Tuesday 7 August 2012 6:47

That's a shitty situation!

Suzumebachi 5

Tuesday 7 August 2012 23:54

*you're . . . Oh wait, somebody actually spelled it right.

SwisherSweets024 4

Friday 10 August 2012 14:50

I would have told her to mind her own damn business and not everybody can afford to go to the grocery store and you could either use that money to pay bills and get has for work or you can go buy disgustingly expensive food and poop regularly but have no job or no car..the ball is in your court now jerkoff

daps29 11

Sunday 12 August 2012 8:43

Me pooping* *said guy in the story saying his weird advice*"Dafuq?!?!?!?

skittles_fairy07 4

Wednesday 5 December 2012 6:06

Sexual harassment panda...

hoffmanam 13

Thursday 7 March 2013 4:27

haha. that's awesome!! one lesson I've learned is that you ALWAYS take advice given to you while popping

imbedderdenu 23

Thursday 21 November 2013 9:21

dafuq?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 30 July 2016 19:15

I wouldn't worry about it, that person is clearly sick if she felt the need to listen closely to that and comment on your health based on how your taking a dump. And on top of that, she's clearly retarded if she thinks eating solids will stop you from "pooping like a rabbit", that's a sign that you actually need more liquids and fiber. When it comes to privacy in public bathrooms, that literally doesn't exist.

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