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By phonegotlostinthepark - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML

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By callerid - 03/08/2009 11:45 - United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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You deserved it 3 791

A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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You deserved it 10 535

By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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You deserved it 5 881

On the fritz

By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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You deserved it 522

Brainrot

By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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You deserved it 26 512

Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 711

You deserved it 124

By patty - 13/01/2009 02:47 - France

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 219

You deserved it 3 500

By ks.swan13 - 22/12/2010 09:50

Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML

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You deserved it 2 908

By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 118

You deserved it 82 676

By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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You deserved it 41 475

CallMeWindSock 24

Tuesday 3 December 2013 23:49

Track your number, since this guy is obviously too dumb to turn the thing off.

IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Tuesday 3 December 2013 23:48

Just shut off the phone. Then, he can't use it.

Comments

AerBear115 15

Wednesday 4 December 2013 3:41

Cops can track it :)

DopeGrapez 5

Wednesday 4 December 2013 3:45

eff your life

Dcm210 19

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:08

Call the police, track that phone

ezrajab 22

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:17

Report him no one should do that

Killswitchknot 20

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:22

Another reason to hate people. I hope you get your phone replaced, OP.

bondjames5698 7

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:28

Faith in humanity lost

awkotaco333 15

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:32

call him back lol

rebel_mystic 11

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:42

can the cops trace the phone and find where its at?

dweeds508 24

Wednesday 4 December 2013 5:42

Track your phone, then you'll see whose laughing

ViviMage 39

Wednesday 4 December 2013 6:07

Find my iPhone app, you can erase/lock/track!

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