Sex and Miscellaneous: You sure this is the right time? - FML

You sure this is the right time?

By KidCudi227 - 19/07/2011 05:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

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Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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Great chat!

By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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By seaweedlady - 21/06/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

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By ReallyMom - 09/01/2014 21:48 - United States - Shawano

Spicy

Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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Don't wanna know

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Spicy

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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By dpl - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

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By lobotomy pls - 11/09/2015 18:40 - United States - Tappahannock

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML

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By PPP - 28/04/2015 15:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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Top comments

livgasms 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:01

classy.

Lukeloveshugs 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:04

Why didn't you just leave? its not as if she can follow you while taking a dump.

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Angelece 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:08

yea my nana has a habit of bursting into the bathroom and leaving the door open and people are in the room. sometimes those people are friends ir guests.

livieluvsu 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:49

whats that?

xgaribay 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 14:17

Sikk

pyro1400 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 4:54

the birds, the bees, and the berries!

NYR1926 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 6:55

so she was just leaning against the door talking to you?

Myrina_fml 1

Friday 2 December 2011 14:07

Thats how you know your mexican!

anothermohammad 10

Tuesday 15 May 2012 6:18

pics or it didnt happen

bwahahah117 1

Friday 15 June 2012 5:20

.. my mom sat on me while giving 'the talk'.. at least you could walk away..

j_729 18

Saturday 12 January 2013 10:02

Thats pretty crappy

v8nick97 11

Tuesday 2 December 2014 1:44

How did she- I don't even want to know.

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